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Book Review

Alien Update

by Tim Good

Arrow, £ 4.99, 296 pages, 14 photos, numerous diagrams/maps etc + index.


This is the sequel to Alien Liaison, Good' best selling 1992 book devoted to promoting the alien myth. Consisting of 13 chapters and a highly selective "World Round-Up of Selected Reports" Good's book is one of UFOlogical extremes - from George Wingfield's libellous and deceitful "Circular Condrums of 1992" to an intriguing and well written account of some peculiar lights witnessed and photographed by numerous people above the centre of Montreal, Canada's largest city. Its almost impossible to review a book a varied as this so instead we've chosen - like Good - to review highly selected sections to see what we can find ! Let's begin with George Wingfield.

Wingfield's article is typified by numerous errors of fact and critical omissions - omissions which some reviewers might consider to be part of a cold calculating fraud. Here's a selection of Wingfield's more outrageous claims:

(1) On page 52 Wingfield dismisses the Bower and Chorley claim with "It was subsequently demonstrated that most of their claims were fraudulent". What an absurd statement ! WHO has demonstrated that Bower and Chorley's claims are "fraudulent" ? How and where have they done this ? Regular readers will be used to being presented with arguments like this. Wingfield has an uncanny ability at conjuring up arguments out of thin air which always support his cause.

(2) On page 51 Wingfield omits to point out that Busty Taylor ALSO failed to identify the Wessex Skeptics' hoax at Clench Common, concentrating his attack on Terence Meaden. This is a classic case of the cereologists rewriting crop circle history to cover-up their own failures whilst belittling their opponents.

(3) On page 53 Wingfield states: "Terence Meaden's attempt to find a middle path, to the effect that simple and ringed circles are 'genuine', and that pictograms and complex circles (which do not fit his plasma vortex theory) are 'hoaxes', is equally unacceptable and cannot seriously be entertained. Indeed, there are people, desperate to salvage the discredited vortex theory, who have engaged in the hoaxing already described, with a view to disparaging the pictograms". This too is a complete rewriting of crop circle history - for Meaden did NOT dismiss the pictograms merely because they did not appear to fit his theory. With the exception of a handful of the most complicated formations Meaden ACCEPTED the pictograms as 'genuine' and only later concluded that they were hoaxes.

Wingfield's allegation that "supporters" of the plasma vortex theory were so "desperate" that they resorted to hoaxing is a wicked slur and quite untrue. Meaden, myself and all other members of CERES never indulged in hoaxing (we have been severely criticised by the Wessex Skeptics, for example, for NOT trying to make circles). If by this accusation Wingfield is accusing Schnabel and Irving of being "supporters" of the plasma-vortex theory then this too is not true as neither are "supporters" of the plasma-vortex theory.

(4) On pages 52 and 53 Wingfield hammers the last nails into his own coffin with his sarcastic and overwhelming praise for the makers of the Froxfield hoax, stating that "It was indeed magnificent. One could scarcely fail to admire the craftsmanship and dexterity of the circle-fakers who had painstakingly reproduced many indicators of genuine circles". In this single ill-judged statement Wingfield admits that "genuine circles" are capable of being made by humans. On the following page Wingfield continues:

"What has become abundantly plain is that no one currently has any guaranteed sure-fire method of distinguishing the genuine article from the cleverly made fake."

This too is a clear admission that - by implication - all circles are capable of being made by humans, although Wingfield tries to cover his acceptance of this fact by engaging in semantics. Wingfield then goes on to discuss that demonstrably false argument about how "if we are lucky enough to find a virgin formation" we'd find "a dozen telling characteristics which are indicators of true circles". Wingfield doesn't seem to understand that these "dozen telling characteristics" are now known to be false characteristics because the circles used to establish these characteristics were themselves man-made hoaxes ! Wingfield then admits that it is unlikely that a test will ever be found which is capable of distinguishing between real circles and fakes. This hotch-potch of discarded arguments, false claims and wishful thinking disguise the fact that Wingfield himself no longer believes in real circles. Why don't you just come out and admit it George ?

(5) Earlier Wingfield alleges that two un-named researchers (presumably Irving and Schnabel) conducted an obsessive campaign whose main aim over the past year or two was to set up and discredit leading circles researchers and CCCS officials (namely Michael Green, Colin Andrews and - quite naturally - Wingfield himself). Wingfield's acute paranoia is well demonstrated by his description of how the "sceptics and circle-fakers now went to great lengths to dupe their victims... Before making one large formation at Hyden Hill near East Meon in Hampshire, they actually dowsed a major earth energy line in the field and carefully constructed their pictogram on top of it...". George, the sceptics don't believe in "major earth energy lines" or dowsing so how would they be able to dowse one and then place a pictogram on top of it ???

(6) Wingfield continues re-writing crop circle history by referring to The Cerealogist's one contribution to the subject - the West Wycombe hoax farce. To be fair Wingfield at least begins quite sensibly (page 56):

Although no one expected the [competition] to provide conclusive answers, it taught us two things. Firstly, impressive geometric formations can be produced at night by diligent fakers, indicating that circles which many of us too readily accepted as 'genuine', could have been hoaxed..." - George at his sensible best perhaps, but next George simply rewrites history by claiming that "at least half the teams" left behind small items after making their circles - something which I have never seen repeated elsewhere.

(7) Wingfield's distortion of crop circle history continues with his claim (page 56) that none of the competitors admitted making the formations at Alton Barnes, Barbury Castle and the Mandelbrot and his nieve promotion of Dr Stephen Greer's CSETI project (page 62-66). We publicly challenge George George to justify in writing why his article failed to tell Good's readers about the following:-(a) that a group known as the United Bureau of Investigation admitted in numerous taped interviews that they had made many of the most famous Wiltshire pictogram formations; (b) that they admitted to faking UFO incidents by using a set of disco-lazer lights (see point 12 on page 35); (c) that the Mandelbrot was "predicted" in a letter to the New Scientist a year before it actually appeared; (d) that numerous other groups of hoaxers are being unmasked all over Britain; and that (e) Irving and Schnabel claim to have made several formations in the Alton Barnes area.

All these facts are critical pieces of evidence which strongly influence how the man-in-the-street assesses the evidence, yet Wingfield suppresses this evidence for reasons we can only guess at.

(8) On page 57 Wingfield uses that favourite old chestnut about how the Thatcher Government allegedly received "many documents" from Colin Andrews and Pat Delgado. Nowhere has any of this material ever been published by Andrews and Delgado - we only have their word as researchers that they sent this material to Nicholas Ridley, the then Minister of the Environment. Once again Wingfield claims - without supplying the slightest degree of documentary proof - that there was a secret government meeting to discuss the crop circle phenomenon in September 1990. We have already published the fact that we obtained denials from two of the three ministries involved that they were involved in such a meeting (CW16 page 28) and we have twice challenged Wingfield to publish documentary evidence to support these claims without response. Readers will draw their own conclusions from Wingfield's failure to supply this documentary proof.

Well we could go on and on and on .... To conclude, this is a grossly deceitful and misleading account which seems deliberately contrived to deceive Good's readers by perpetuating a mystery at any cost. We call on George Wingfield to apologise in The Cerealogist for this bigoted sham. As long as Wingfield is allowed to continue deceiving people The Cerealogist can only become a tool of further disinformation and censorship. We also demand that Tim Good apologise to his readers for allowing Wingfield to write such a disgraceful article.

Cluster of Lights Seen over Montreal

By contrast this is an excellent article summarising voluminous documentary and photographic evidence of an unusual visual phenomenon seen over the centre of Montreal on the night of 7 November 1990. The authors are Richard Haines, a behavioural psychologist, and Bernard Guenette, who present meteorological data, an analysis of photographic evidence, drawings by numerous eye witnesses and a map of the sighting location. The phenomenon consisted of a cluster of up to 8 lights arranged in a semi- circular arc. Each light extended a white ray covering a span of many tens of degrees of arc. This phenomenon was probably stationary and observed over a densely urbanised area for a period of 2.5 hours.

Now let's ask some sceptical questions. Throughout their report Haines and Guenette repeatedly refer to an enormous hovering object - mainly because one of the (dozens of) witnesses drew an object with lights on it. But this is not true ! The witnesses all reported seeing lights - that is what the photos show. Have UFOlogists still not learnt that witnesses "read in" structured objects when witnessing light displays?

Whilst there is some excellent case work here Haines and Guenette don't appear to have contacted local universities to see if anyone was testing some kind of device. Neither do they appear to have contacted local airports in case someone had flown an airship with bright searchlights above cloud cover. How about some kind of aurora borealis effect ? What did the local astronomical observatory have to say ? A superb case, but one which I feel sure will eventually be shown to have a relatively prosaic explanation.

Bob Oechsler's "Cosmic Journey: The Aftermath"

With the exception of "Round in Circles" this is probably the funniest article I've read for some time. This is another fine demonstration of how far down the line of lunacy people's belief systems will take them when presented with facts that don't meet with their previously stated position. In Alien Liaison Oechsler (pronounced "X-ler") describes a prolonged telephone conversation he held with someone called "Admiral Bobby Ray Inman" - allegedly a former Deputy Director of the CIA and (of course) a member of the super-secret MJ-12 organisation that was allegedly responsible for the recovery of crashed alien technology by the US Government back in the late 1940s. Much of this sequel is taken up with a very one-sided conversation between Oechler and "Inman" whereby Oechler claims to have demonstrated "Inman" 's involvement in the greatest government deception of all time. The result, in my opinion, is a very peculiar conversation between two men talking entirely at cross purposes !

It seems that the primary reason for this total breakdown in communication is that Oechsler deliberately avoided using terms like "Aliens, ETs and UFOs" because he was worried about scaring the Admiral off into thinking he (Oechler) was "some sort of kook" (page 207). Instead he makes veiled comments about "crafts", "phenomenon", "recovered vehicles" and "intelligence behind the crafts". Not surprisingly, "Admiral Bobby Inman" - whoever he is -was completely bewildered. Take these excerpts for example:

OECHLER:- ... Yes, thank you very much for returning my call.

INMAN:- You're most welcome.

OECHLER:- Do you remember who I am ?

INMAN:- Unfortunately I do not, I apologize.

OECHLER:- OK, well we met at the University of Science - University of Maryland Science and Technology...

INMAN:- I do pull out, now, I thank you.

[Oechler's "clarifying commentary"] This sudden abrupt recollection is important because it indicates that the Admiral did in fact consider our brief meeting in May of 1988 to be worthy of recollection. It was during that brief encounter that I asked if he would be good enough to have someone get in touch with me, relative to how I could get closer to MJ-12, again indicating that MJ-12 meant something to him ..."

As you can see, the moment "Admiral Inman" realises who he is speaking to he tries to hang up - something Oechler uses to demonstrate "Inman" 's knowledge of MJ-12 (an issue which Inman never actually mentions in his responses to Oechler's comments).

Later, when discussing former British Chief-of-Staff Lord Hill- Norton, Oechler states that:

"Admiral Lord Hill-Norton is, as the way he's expressed it to me, quite furious with his inability to gain knowledge on these issues..."

INMAN:- [Muffled acknowledgement]

[Oechler's clarifying comments] It is important to note that, by his muffled acknowledgement, Admiral Inman appears to understand the dilemma here and recognises the inferred subject matter."

So, even a "muffled acknowledgement" is used to support Oechler's belief in recovered alien technology ! Later on, their conversation reaches the heights of hyperbole when Oechler detects a "smile .. heard on tape" (page 212) whilst Oechler discusses the alleged "cultural dialogue"between humans and aliens ...

And so this bizarre conversation continues, with neither man understanding what each other is talking about, until "Inman" tries to pass Oechler off onto his successor - Everett Hineman (allegedly the current Deputy Director of Science and Technology at the CIA HQ in Arlington, Virginia). Later Oechler even meets someone called Everett Hineman at CIA Headquarters, who makes a few pseudo-confirmatory remarks about Bob Lazar (another dubious character who claims to have worked on captured alien technology), but like Inman we have no proof that either man is really who they say they are and neither really have much to say about crashed saucers and pickled aliens.

All this bizarre testimony is used in a strongly worded rebuttal to Jerold Johnson's superb review of the "Cosmic Journey" chapter in Good's previous book Alien Liaison in MUFON UFO Journal (issue 279, July 1991). Johnson tracked down this same "Admiral Inman" and learnt that "Inman" had thought he was discussing underwater craft with Oechler, not alien craft. Later, when challenged by "Dr Armen Victorian" and various other UFOlogists "Inman" (whoever he is) denies having confirmed the existence of extraterrestrial vehicles:

"Throughout 22 years of service in the intelligence community, I have never encountered any credible evidence of the existence of extraterrestrial or interplanetary entities, individuals, crafts, vehicles, or persons..." (page 221).

He also denies having ever heard of the alleged MJ-12 group (page 220).

Of course Oechler himself is an unusual person holding unusual views. He freely admits (a bit like Pat Delgado) to having an "unclassified employment with NASA". He alleges that his earlier involvement with the Barnum and Bailey travelling circus exhibition [which featured the "Cosmic Journey" Project of a "captured Extra-terrestrial/alien in a cryogenic tank"] was a project that he was asked to evaluate on behalf of NASA in order to consider the likely sociological consequences (something NASA, quite naturally, deny). Oechler even had a psychic "battle" with an alien that intruded into his brain in Dallas (where else?).

To give an idea of how ridiculous this story is, even Dr Armen Victorian enters the fray, obtaining the following statement from "Inman":

"Having no prior knowledge of Mr Oechlers interest, I did not understand until well into his dialogue that his research was into Unidentified Flying Objects...".


But Oechler comes back, dismissing Victorian as someone who will go to whatever extent necessary to discredit Timothy Good as a UFO researcher. Meanwhile, all the key CIA and NASA people mentioned in this article have denied speaking with Oechler, something Oechler freely admits to being baffled by.

This is a fascinating argument that seems set to run and run until all the parties involved fall over from sheer exhaustion !

PF.


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